he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him

most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)

(Source: w-r-i-st-s)

Stop planting flowers in peoples yards who aren’t going to water them.

dudeshegay (via dudeshesgay)

monobeartheater:

rosieroodoodeloo:

rneerkat:

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

IS THIS REAL.

LETS ALL APPRECIATE FOR A MOMENT THAT THE UNIVERSE EVOLVED JUST RIGHT TO MAKE THIS PUN POSSIBLE

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”